Ode To A Roll

Ode To A Roll

Two different camps have a way to mount
This indispensable commodity to wipe your butt
The first time I knew an insurrection existed
Was when my Aunt Bo called asking which way ours dispenses
Down the back is the way it has always been
It is then I was told that over the top is what is in
As the years have gone by I have seen both diections
With some very passionate about their butt cleaning selection
In the wee hours of this morning
The end of my roll was nowhere in sight
I suspected a friend had something do with this conundrum
After I questioned the culprit I was told
A gnome was responsible for the way that it falls
The reality is that I really don’t care
Which way my toilet paper comes off the roll

14 thoughts on “Ode To A Roll

    1. Wow Lisa! Another passionate over the top dispenser. Maybe it is something that men just don’t care about? I know in hotels they always make a nice looking fold at the end. Thanks for your vote in this now very unscientific poll. Patrick

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  1. I’ve been aware for sometime that over the top is in. Extroverted toilet paper, I say. It fits with our modern anything goes world.
    A toilet paper roll should be modestly and quietly hanging down from behind. It tears off better that way.
    But I must say I’m not OCD about it. If it’s on wrong, I don’t fix it.
    Funny post.

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    1. Mrs. AHC, Your comment is as funny as my post!!! I’m glad to see someone else who is not OCD about dispensing this indispensable paper product. I never expected to see people so passionate about which way the bathroom tissue comes off the roll. Thanks for you addition to Ode To A Roll. Patrick

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